Posted 2 hours ago

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

Posted 2 hours ago

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

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Posted 2 hours ago

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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(Source: yungaquarius)

Posted 2 hours ago
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barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]

barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]

Posted 2 hours ago

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

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Posted 1 day ago

a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

shantrinas:

no thanks. 

im not thinking about marriage any time soon 

(Source: chickinkicks)

Posted 2 days ago

vomitinkonpaper:

Y’ALL PRAY FOR DRAKE PLEASE IT LOOK LKE HIS SOUL CHASED NICKI’S ASS AND LEFT HIS BODY TO ROT 

SAVE HIM